Nurse Memes For Perpetually Exhausted Nurses

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    Forehead - When you give your patient Ativan, dilaudid, norco, Benadryl, and seroquel all within an hour and they still don't sleep all shift 00 RN REFRESHMENTS & NARCOTICS I'M NOT EVEN MAD; THAT'S AMAZING
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    Purple - Nursing Welcome to adulthood. Using a good pen brings you joy now.
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    Publication - SPIRIT KETAMEMERN THE WORLD'S WORST PATIENT FAMILY MEMBER Includes: Legal pad for note taking, Call light, Essential oils, Bag of groceries for intubated patient including fresh produce ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST Legal Padr Notes MD Mirsaid mom could have ZOS, it's ice ( 2 & the nurse and said she's do combated and can't bave i calling for now wit's $12, I hit the calle light when nom at 7:10 and ND the ONE has answered 0000000 000000 0000000
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    Hair - How people think we give report: How we really give report: I wanna go home...
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    Dog - I HAVE A GREAT HIPAA JOKE BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU
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    Font - How my 87 year old patient looks at me when I roll in with a special applesauce "treat" for the 3rd time today snarkynurses
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    Font - HUMOR ME RN Humor_me_rn @humormern New grad: I need help. Me, crushing extended release meds and mixing them in apple sauce: You came to the right person. 10/3/20, 5:40 PM
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    Product - Registered Nurse What my friends think I do What society thinks I do What the hospital thinks I do What I think I do What Hollywood thinks I do ESKYDDA What I really do NURSESLABS.COM
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    Sports uniform - When everyone else left/retired but you're still doing bedside @humor_me_rn **** BUCCANEERS
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    Shelf - Me: Whatever you do, don't feed the MRI machine Random worker: I won't, I promise
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    Forehead - WHEN YOUR REGULARLY IRATE FREQUENT FLYER THREATENS THAT HE'LL NEVER COME TO THIS HOSPITAL AGAIN. Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
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    Forehead - You know what, I'm just gonna say it. Nurses work long hours, haven't been paid fairly, and work in unsafe conditions with unsafe staffing.
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    Eyebrow - MRIah Carey 121 Beat Memes Outta Me
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    Font - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I asked the surgeon: can I administer my own anaesthetic? The surgeon said: Go ahead, knock yourself out. >
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    Organism - Day shift: you get enough sleep? Night shift: yeah, why? O
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    Joint - INCOMING NURSES WAITING FOR OUTGOING NURSES TO FINISH THEIR CHARTING JUA
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    Jaw - *Pt is combative, confused, kicking and hitting nurses* Resident: have you tried the melatonin yet?
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    Hair - When you work night shift and people keep trying to wake you up early: Do you know what time it is? It is 2:30 in the afternoon and people are trying to sleep.
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    Outerwear - "Oh yeah I was taking my Lasix, but I stopped because it made me pee all the time."
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    Primate - My family at my funeral: "Heaven just gained another angel A' Me in hell fighting the mf who invented the call button: codebluememes
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    Output device - now FIRE ALARM PUSH PULL DOWN When you have a sitter case but you're short staffed
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    Facial expression - Sitting at the nursing station trying to chart at 3am...... #nursesgiveashift
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    Glasses - When the charge nurse wants an update on how your assignment is going Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.
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    Product - When the nursing student asks why you pulled out Ativan and Haldol after seeing the police drive up to the ambulance bay @codebluememes -It's a surprise tool that will help us later
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    Gesture - Pt: "YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GET MY IV!!! 33 Me: "Lemme tell you soemthin"...
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    Human - Night shift turning down the unit lights 0.2 seconds after day shift leaves @INVOLUNTARY PSYCH_memes
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    Organism - WHEN YOUR 5 YEARS IN YOU GET A PIN AND 61 CENTS INCREASE BUT WHEN YOUR A NEW HIRE YOU GET $20,000 SIGN IN BONUS
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    Muscle - me: okay little pinch my patient: (0 DOOOOON'T burned out memes for ems teams TRATA CAMP a a stryker
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    Cat - Me, charting at 3AM:
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    Font - Natalie @jbfan911 Unfortunately had to go to the hospital this morning. Nothing is wrong I just work here

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